"Travel 1,000 miles by train and you are a brute; pedal 500 on a bicycle and you remain basically a bourgeois; paddle 100 in a canoe and you are already a child of nature." -- Pierre Elliott Trudeau Dan Plath, 34, has lived in Indiana and Illinois his entire life, but I had a sneaking suspicion his people originally were from north of this neck of the woods. He pronounces words such as "about ...